"We don't like their sound."
- Decca Records, rejecting The Beatles, 1962

"Nothing big ever came from being small."
- Bill Clinton

"If you learn to laugh at yourself, you will never run out of things to laugh at."
- Leo Buscaglia

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln

"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti."
- Sophia Loren

"Are you ready for me?"
- Tina Turner Video/DVD: The 'Private Dancer' concert